A little about FUNNY?: A potentially humorous collection of writing and art

Funny?: A Potentially Humorous Collection of Writing and Art is a book that promotes stress-free, happy reading. It consists of many stories, poems, essays and art about such things as:

-a woman’s questionable solution to getting a man

-stupid conversations about bears and Darth Vader

-innocent customers who refuse to be screwed over by cupcakes

-subways that take sinners straight to hell

-colds that lead to priceless rap song duets

-a five-year-old named Little Jackie who says anything that pops into her precocious little

mind

-an 80s’ obsession that leads to cereal hoarding and cap gun holdups

-a great appreciation for grape jelly

Above all, it asks the reader, “Do you think any of this is funny?

WHY DID YOU WRITE A HUMOR BOOK?

They say laughter is the best medicine. After years of trying to get my writing career the way I wanted without great success, my career definitely needed some type of remedy. I wasn’t enjoying writing anymore because I felt like I was just writing for myself. I thought no one else was going to read what I created. So why bother, right?

Creating Funny? actually became therapeutic for me. I was able to take some of my old stuff that had never been published and combine it with new stuff that I was suddenly inspired to write. As a result, something light and playful started to develop that I truly hoped people would have fun reading especially during this age when humor seems necessary. Reality is becoming alarmingly gloomy. I know I can’t turn on the news or pick up a newspaper without getting depressed by all of the negativity, sudden disasters and heartbreaking tragedies that the world has to offer nowadays. Who wants to wake up every morning to deal with that without some sort of relief?

With Funny?, I had a chance to have fun. My silly stories and offbeat characters, etc made me smile and put me in a good mood. I wondered if anyone else would also have that reaction if they were exposed to my collection of nonsense. So I put together a humor book as just a little nugget of joy to pass onto anyone looking for a bit of laughter.

If someone comes up to me to tell me that my poem about jelly was so ridiculously funny that it made them laugh-out-loud, I’ll feel great, knowing that I did my small part to spread a few smiles. Also, if someone gives me a winning lottery ticket worth a million dollars, that would be nice, too. I’m just saying...both of those things would be nice. One is a little nicer than the other, but they’re both good.

WHY DO YOU WRITE?

I have no choice. Ideas for stories pop into my head, and I just feel compelled to write them down on paper. If I don’t, they’ll just get clogged up in my brain, and that sounds painful. I’m not a fan of pain.

WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU WRITE?

When I get an idea, I can jot down the overall idea on anything handy at that moment. If I’m outside, I love flyers that are blank on the back because I write on the backs since I rarely carry an official writing notepad with me.

When I’m creating a manuscript, I like to write on my bed in the afternoon into the early evening. (I’m not telling you what type of pajamas I wear when I’m writing because that’s none of your bees wax)

HOW DO YOU WRITE?

I have to do it all in longhand first, and then I can transfer everything that I’ve written onto my laptop. I just can’t sit at a computer and create a story because the blank screen is annoying. A blank computer screen is demanding and arrogant. It practically screams at you, “Type something on me already! If you spell something wrong, I’ll alert you by putting red lines under whatever incorrect thing you do even if the word is actually spelled correctly because I don’t recognize all Proper Nouns. It’s not your fault that I don’t recognize all Proper nouns. I’m just a pain in the butt that way. I’m...”

Oh, sorry. I digress. I do longhand first. Type on computer later.

ANY ADVICE FOR ASPIRING WRITERS?

If you want to be a writer, be a writer. Don’t give up. Only give up if you want to earn enough money to feed, clothe and support yourself. If you’re going to be all high maintenance like that and insist on taking care of yourself financially on a consistent basis, then perhaps being a writer isn’t the greatest choice. Maybe you should become a lawyer or a doctor. They seem to do all right for themselves. Or you could write stories about vampires and wizards. Is JK Rowling a billionaire yet?