Author & Artist
Patricia Gordon
BOOKS
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The Queen of Broken Hearts
ISBN-13: 978-1479364466
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When the heart of a lonely maiden named Corona gets accidentally pierced by Cupid's arrow at the wrong time, it causes her to split into ghostly forms of good and evil. It doesn't take long for Corona's dark side to wreak havoc on others because if she can't be happy, no one can. In a race against time, Cupid and his friends must try to save an enchanted land from the bitterness of one broken heart.
FUNNY?: a potentially humorous collection of writing and art
ISBN-13: 978-1470141967
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FUNNY? takes the reader on a comical journey to places in which jelly is considered sacred, contagion can lead to superstardom, five-year-olds admire stripper grandmothers and a kiss is sometimes really a cookie in disguise. Love, life, bears and cashews are just some of the topics covered in this collection of humorous stories, essays, drawings and poems that were created purely to bring silliness right into the palm of your hands.
In the Shadow of Eleanora Delancey
ISBN-13: 9781727570878
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Ordinary secretary Eleanora Delancey (a.k.a. Nora) experiences a not so ordinary, teensy, possible nervous breakdown three days before her twenty-second birthday. Did she at least have some privacy during this breakdown? No. Her coworkers and boss were witnesses. So what’s a little, public breakdown, right?
So what if she has a meaningless job? So what if she has tried unsuccessfully for most of her life to fit into the shoes of her somehow better looking, look-alike Broadway star mother Eleanora Delancey Sr.? And so what if she suddenly realizes that her life doesn’t seem to have a purpose? Okay, maybe she has a few issues.
Lucky for Nora there happens to be a therapy division on the ninth floor of her office building. To appease her employer and to make sure she’s not fired for being a little emotionally unhinged just once in front of everybody, she agrees to have a session with a psychologist. She doesn’t know what to expect when she first meets Dr. Dominick Mathers. What she never imagined is despite his curious, scraggly excuse for a mustache that he would otherwise be an attractive, young, green-eyed cutie pie who makes therapy on and off the couch hard to resist.
Does Dr. Mathers think he’s some modern-day knight in shining armor who will rescue Nora from her potential insanity or does he have a few issues of his own?
Why does an otherwise handsome fellow have such a horrible mustache? Seriously, the lip carpet must go. Why does his office look like it was decorated by a zebra? There are other colors in the world besides black and white aren’t there?
Maybe therapy is overrated. Maybe denial is the golden key to salvaging the remainder of her sanity and to keeping her hidden in the shadow of her celebrity mother.
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